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Guest Blog by President Rodney, Our First Zombie President
Nowhere in the Constitution does it say it is wrong for a president to eat brains
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Guest blog by the old lady in the blue scarf standing behind Mary Tyler Moore
You would not believe the sight I witnessed on the way to my bridge game. It was truly scandalous, and I don't think I'll ever be the same.
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Guest Blog from the Guy Who Works at the Hardware Store
Fotor - snackerz / Foter / CC BY-NC-SA Well, hi there, young lady. Out of the house, I see. Done cleaning up the kitchen, are you? You need help finding a part for your sink? You mean you are cleaning your sink, right? What? You took your sink...
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Guest Blog by Someone Who Knows What You're Up To
Hey. I see you there. What is that you're doing? Yeah, that's what I thought you were doing. Who said you could do that? Why would you do that? You'd better put that down. Stop swinging it around! All of that stuff is going to fly out! Oh no! Look...
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Guest List from Someone Preparing for the End of the World
December 21, 2012 is coming up fast! I figured I'd better get on the ball and start preparing for that end of the world thing. I mean, what if the world ends but somehow I manage to survive? I don't want to be caught unprepared! To do: 1. Get...
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Guest Confession by the Gooey Green Galloping Ghost
The Gooey Green Galloping Ghost at the time of his arrest. Mr. Ghost claims the dog that captured him could talk, and also ate all of his groceries. OK—yes. I admit it. I dressed up as the Gooey Green Galloping Ghost, and I did try to scare...
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Guest Blog by A Zombie for President
Hello, My name is Rodney, and I would like to ask for your vote in the next election. Our country has been through a lot in the past 5 years—the horrible virus that killed so many, mass starvation as crops died worldwide, the proliferation of...
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Guest Blog by a Compulsive List Maker
Reasons why I should stop making lists: 1. Lists seem to be taking up approximately 1.5 hours of my day, which could be better spent: a. Looking for jobs with lists involved b. Redesigning the “list” function in Word (I’m...
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Guest Blog by the President of the SCA
Verily! Medieval times beith the greatest era on earth! Is it any wonder we want to celebrate the wonders of the Middle Ages? Come and celebrate with us at the annual Medieval Faire! Human rights do not exist-ith in here! We shall lock you in the...
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Guest Blog by Your Office Manager
Memo #465: To all Staff Re: Placement of pencils in office pencil cup Dear Staff, I have noticed of late that SOMEONE has not been paying proper attention to the manner in which pencils are being placed into the communal pencil cup. As you all...
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Guest blog by a cartoon pitchman
I have this great idea! Kids will love it! Get this…a sailor…..and he eats spinach and gets strong! Kids will “eat it up”! Get it? What kid doesn’t love sailors?? What kid doesn’t love spinach?Great! I knew you’d like it! Here’s...
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Guest Party Planning Tips by Devonne
It’s the Divine Devonne, party planner extraordinaire! And I want to help you get ready for what is sure to be the social highlight of the year! That’s right—Titanic Sinking Centennial parties are sure entertainment this April. Are you ready...
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guest legend of the mighty sir fonzie
Once upon a time, in a far away land called “Milwaukee,” there lived a brave knight named Sir Arthur of the Fonzerelli. Verily, this knight had captured many a maiden’s heart and was known for his bravery. He had uncanny powers, and could make...
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Guest instructions to the dog and cat sitter
Muffy, Tuffy, and Puffy are the black cats that are identical to each other. Tuffy gets 1/3 of the small white pill every 8 hours. Make sure Tuffy is the one who gets it! Muffy and Puffy throw up all over the place if they get any of it. (Cat vomit...
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Guest blog by a 39 year old who is ready to retire
I’m sitting here in my brand new recliner, crocheting a scarf for my niece—bless her heart. I think she’ll like it. I think I might take a break soon and call in to this radio talk show. I’ve got a very interesting story about how things...
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Guest final exam by someone who slept through history class all semester
The Huns were in charge of, like, the whole world or something. At least until Napoleon took them over. Then the pilgrims sent him, by train (because he invented the train, so it was, like, ironing or something), to the island of Elbow. He escaped...
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Guest blog by an angry caveman
Dear Sir: I am writing with regards to a product I purchased from the appliance store in your downtown location. The model in question is the Triceratops 100, your newest garbage disposal. It is not that I find fault with the product; on the...
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Guest blog by someone who whispers through the whole movie
Now who is that guy again? That guy’s brother? Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Why would his brother be….oh. I see. What was in that file? Why are they trying to get that file? But what does that have to do with him? Why would he care if...
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Guest blog by an escapee from the mental hospital who is wandering around at the beginning of the movie Halloween
Well. I guess we are free to roam about the grounds now, aren’t we? That nice Michael Myers chap seems to have orchestrated a nice little outing for us, hasn't he? I am not quite sure what to do with my sudden and unexpected freedom. And, I am not...
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My Mom Said I Should Start a Blog
Yep. My mom said I should start a blog. That’s what she said. Right after she asked, for the 30th time, “What is that internet thing again? Do we have the internet?” And I tried to explain it to her, like for the 30th time, that, yeah, we do...